[there's the crackling of flames in the background, an impressive streak of obscenities, albeit ragged sounding from inhaling so much smoke, and then a nasty fit of coughing]

Shit.

[Some cursing, the sounds of someone struggling through the brush, and Hijikata, looking tired, and somewhat the worse for wear (there are twigs in his hair), eventually stumbles out of the forest... and unto the sparkling sight of 1950s Siebenville.]

. . . . .

. . . . .

WHERE THE HELL DID THIS TOWN COME FROM?!

-lost and you have got to be kidding me. What is this? Some kind of chocolate rabbit warren? I must have hit my head harder than I thought.

[Incredulous pause as the hopping legions advance]

Oh, shit...

[Sounds of a struggle and Hijikata's very foul mouth as he attempts to fight off the chocolate horde. He puts up a good fight but they are many ( Read more... )